In honor of my daughter starting 2nd grade, here are 12 corny jokes fit for a 7 yr old!
- What’s brown and sticky? - A stick.
- What did one snowman say to the other? – Do you smell carrots?
- What kind of flower is on your face? – Tulips!
- How does the man in the moon cut his hair? – Eclipse it!
- What do you get when you cross a T-rex and fireworks? – DINO-MITE!
- Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep? – Because of his coffin.
- What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? – Roberto.
- Two fish were in a tank. One looks over at the other and asks, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
- What did the shark say when he was eating a clown fish? – This tastes funny.
- What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? – Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
- What kind of guns do bees use? – BeeBee guns!
- What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop? – SHOE!
Jokes courtesy of www.dumbjokesthatarefunny.com
