Guess you only get 9 months Canadian for every US calendar year:

Ran across this great quiz on the website of fellow believer, Tim Challies:

Fortune Cookie or Joel Osteen? For each quote below, identify whether it comes from a fortune cookie or from Joel Osteen.

Question One

“Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to cope with it.”

Question Two

“Do all you can to make your dreams come true.”

Question Three

“Take time to make a difference. Think about how you can make somebody else’s life better.”

Question Four

“Avoid focusing on the negative aspects of the past.”

Question Five

“You have something to offer that nobody else can give!”

Question Six

“When you can’t naturally feel upbeat, it can sometimes help to act as if you did.”

Question Seven

“To affirm is to make firm.”

Question Eight

“Relationships are more important than our accomplishments.”

Question Nine

“Somebody needs your encouragement. Somebody needs to know that you believe in them.”

Question Ten

“The best things in life aren’t things.”

Question Eleven

“You will produce what you’re continually seeing in your mind.”

Question Twelve

“Judge each day not by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant.”

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Answers: Fortune Cookie, Joel Osteen, Joel Osteen, Fortune Cookie, Joel Osteen, Fortune Cookie, Fortune Cookie, Joel Osteen, Joel Osteen, Fortune Cookie, Joel Osteen, Fortune Cookie

What would happen if we could take this same approach to church?