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	<title>Going On To Perfection &#187; Funny</title>
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	<description>Thoughts on life and ministry by Rev. Howard Huhn</description>
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		<title>Darn conversion rates!</title>
		<link>http://huhns.org/2010/08/18/darn-conversion-rates/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 20:16:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guess you only get 9 months Canadian for every US calendar year:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guess you only get 9 months Canadian for every US calendar year:</p>
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		<title>Fortune Cookie or Joel Osteen?</title>
		<link>http://huhns.org/2010/08/12/fortune-cookie-or-joel-osteen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 15:08:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Howard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ran across this great quiz on the website of fellow believer, Tim Challies: Fortune Cookie or Joel Osteen? For each quote below, identify whether it comes from a fortune cookie or from Joel Osteen. Question One “Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to cope with it.” Question Two “Do all you [...]]]></description>
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<p>Ran across this great quiz on the website of fellow believer, <a href="http://www.challies.com/humor/joel-osteen-or-fortune-cookie">Tim Challies</a>:</p>
<p><strong>Fortune Cookie or Joel Osteen? </strong> For each quote below, identify whether it comes from a fortune cookie or from Joel Osteen.</p>
<p><strong> Question One</strong></p>
<p>“Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to cope with it.”</p>
<p><strong>Question Two</strong></p>
<p>“Do all you can to make your dreams come true.”</p>
<p><strong>Question Three</strong></p>
<p>“Take time to make a difference. Think about how you can make somebody else’s life better.”</p>
<p><strong>Question Four</strong></p>
<p>“Avoid focusing on the negative aspects of the past.”</p>
<p><strong>Question Five</strong></p>
<p>“You have something to offer that nobody else can give!”</p>
<p><strong>Question Six</strong></p>
<p>“When you can’t naturally feel upbeat, it can sometimes help to act as if you did.”</p>
<p><strong>Question Seven</strong></p>
<p>“To affirm is to make firm.”</p>
<p><strong>Question Eight</strong></p>
<p>“Relationships are more important than our accomplishments.”</p>
<p><strong>Question Nine</strong></p>
<p>“Somebody needs your encouragement. Somebody needs to know that you believe in them.”</p>
<p><strong>Question Ten</strong></p>
<p>“The best things in life aren’t things.”</p>
<p><strong>Question Eleven</strong></p>
<p>“You will produce what you’re continually seeing in your mind.”</p>
<p><strong>Question Twelve</strong></p>
<p>“Judge each day not by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant.”</p>
<p>*****</p>
<p><strong><em>Answers: </em></strong><em>Fortune Cookie, Joel Osteen, Joel Osteen, Fortune Cookie, Joel Osteen, Fortune Cookie, Fortune Cookie, Joel Osteen, Joel Osteen, Fortune Cookie, Joel Osteen, Fortune Cookie</em></p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Breakfast!  In a can!</title>
		<link>http://huhns.org/2010/08/09/its-breakfast-in-a-can/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 21:33:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Howard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Leave it to the Japanese to take two delicious things and make them un-delicious by blending them together.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Leave it to the Japanese to take two delicious things and make them un-delicious by blending them together.</p>
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		<title>The Fun Factor?</title>
		<link>http://huhns.org/2009/10/12/the-fun-factor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:46:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Howard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What would happen if we could take this same approach to church?]]></description>
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		<title>Jesus Is Watching You&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://huhns.org/2009/09/24/jesus-is-watching-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:43:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Howard</dc:creator>
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