Today I had the fortuitous opportunity to attend a 4 yr old birthday party at the famous “Chuck E. Cheeze.” Before I make my attempt at humor, I must admit it wasn’t as bad as I imagined it. It was fairly clean and bright, and the security measures were very comforting. What I want to know is…What happened to the band? Back in the 80′s Chuck was the lead singer for a band of rodent rockers. Now, like many bad 80′s bands, he has gone solo. To me, his music just doesn’t have the same power it did when I was 8. I wonder what the rest of the band is doing? I imagine it’s tough to find work as a washed up, mechanical, banjo-playing rat. Maybe there’s a chance at a reunion show.